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Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Gotta Talk The Talk... In 2013!

Credits: no idea!  Help... anyone?

So then, with that (C) ATTITUDE in mind... 

GO AHEAD...

TALK TRASH TO EVERYONE IN SIGHT! 


That's the spirit...





Wednesday, January 23, 2013

He's ''Hyper Vocal'' Alright!


Hip-Hop artist Lupe Fiasco keeps stirring the pot and getting some form of feedback for it - guess he is getting what he had coming, hmm?  And one could also surmise that when he chose that stage name of his, he was creating circumstances favorable for these sort of revolting developments, too - but that's another story.  Lupe is so damn close to Luce (pronounced ''Lutch'' though, unlike the former which would and should really turn the 'u' into a double 'o' and be pronounced ''Loopey'' - am I right, am I right?!? Hey - just like that crazy time traveling film that hit theaters most recently; Looper!  Coincidence? I'd rather think NOT! But... We don't that anymore; that's our old schtick - the tired, repetitive good ol' Mister Coincidence gimmick! No more of that now; we're strictly being loquacious here, sometimes ridiculous and just plain luminous the rest of the time! Capisce? Good; sidetracking over!) so then... we just feel obliged to stand by Lupe, L.F., Mr. Fiasco - no matter which way you choose to call him - or he chooses to go by! After all, the man is speaking the TRUTH... 

And although the cool qualifier of ''Hyper Vocal'' could apply to both of us (no, not just him!)  and quite well at that, in fact, it is the trademark and official collective name of an organization that initiated this concert the other night - they do that sort of thing, see?  The concert was really in celebration of the re-election of Barack Obama, whom many see as evil, a despot, an arrogant deceiver, the antichrist himself, a Reptillian impostor too (look for that last theory on YouTube, if you have time to waste - hilarious fare, I tell you) etc...   Why did they book Lupe on (as the purported-to-be headliner, no less, to boot) when they knew Lupe's opinion about B.O. is, though not as, hmm, colourful as those others, but just as bad...?  Mystery. All that we know is that they did book him (what, instead, of Jay Z, Beyoncé again or any other outspoken supporter of B.O.'s? It truly makes no sense.) 

So, ''Hyper Vocal'' there made a booboo - and what could be expected to happen happened: Lupe Fiasco sang his anti-war single ''Words I Never Said'' FOR OVER 30 MINUTES - a song which includes very distinctive anti-Obama lyrics - and, finally, Hyper Vocal and the other organizers of this event decided to dispatch their enforcers to tell Lupe to leave the stage. Afterwards, they swore it wasn't beacuse of the anti-Obama stuff, at all:

Hypervocal, which co-founded the StartUp RockOn concert event, denied that Lupe was asked to leave for his anti-Obama rant. "This was not about his opinions," said the organization in a statement. "Instead, after a bizarrely repetitive, jarring performance that left the crowd vocally dissatisfied, organizers decided to move on to the next act."

This is not the first time Lupe has spoken out against the president. In an interview from 2011, he called Obama a terrorist. "In my fight against terrorism, to me, the biggest terrorist is Obama in the United States of 
America," he said.

WHY STILL INVITE HIM OVER TO CELEBRATE THE RE-ELECTION OF THE ''BIGGEST TERRORIST'' OF ALL, HYPER VOCAL...?!?  You really shouldn't have...  
But let's have a look now:

 


It doesn't pay to be loquacious, outspoken, even if one tells the truth - 
especially if one tells a truth no one else wants to hear! 

Lupe Fiasco is another fine example of that! 

Carry on, Lupe -
don't let them shut you up! 

Sempre Por O Melhor
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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

'Tis The Season To Be Beaten!

What else...?!?  

 

Prepare to meet your FATE: 
Lufisto, LaBimbo, Satanas, GourgenDuhGeek, 
Karthik The Freak 
and all the other creeps 
that are pains in my life 
thorns in my side 
and crap.

YOU ARE GOING DOWWWWWWN! 

Luminous Luciano 
Has Spoken! 

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Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Waaaaaaaaay Out There...!


 

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Saturday, April 07, 2012

The Loquacious Manifesto - or something...!

It was so very amusing.

These pop-ups of various kinds that you get, with clockwork regularity, on virtually every website there is on this wondrous web of ours - some of them can bite. Truly bite, where one shouldn't be bitten in the first place, if you know what I'm screaming...?

Here I am viewing one of my funny... witty... well-done... intentionally not-too-wordy *luminous productions* there, on my YouTube channel...

And what is the very first ad that good ol'YT chooses to throw in my face, right off the bat, during the opening seconds of my luminous opus...?!?

An ad that reads something like this:

At a loss for words?
Maybe you need writing and proofreading services from
well-read, well-said!
The professional writers that can find the words for you to express yourself - at last!


Ah, okay, I kinda made up that last line there - the one that is indeed too much...

But you see this - the nerve of these guys: me, MOI, the loquacious one, the Luminous One, and here are these buffoons daring to imply that I would need the services of ''Bookworms R Us'' over there...?!?

No way!!!

My last tweet (you know where) stated (in less than one-hundred forty characters, sure, but I am still loquacious no matter what!) that *I Have Been Writing, Am Writing and I Will Be Writing* for an undetermined period of time - which might just as well mean FOREVER!

I write - therefore I am!

I am the author of over 40 blogs here - FORTY - both here and on Wordpress, various social networking sites and more!

I am penning a myriad of other things on the side too - always have been and always will be!  I write as much as I am the luminous motor-mouth that speaks faster than his shadow - heavens yeah! (Just ask Mike, Xavier, Denis, Rachel, Marienette, Pierre, Camil, Sylvain, Nathalie, the other Pierre, Micheline, Stewart, Linda, the other Denis, Tearle, Ty, Jenny, and the other Pierre, Sadaf, Alma, Fakhira, and the other Denis, Hélène, Sylvie, Robert, and the other... Nathalie, Sao, Maria, Daniel, Bonnie, Tony, Symphorien, and the other Daniel now... Pat, Jennifer, Steven, Jason, the other Maria, Karine, and the other Daniel...! Charlotte, Thérèse, George, Alexander, Vassil, Raphael; the other Raphael, the other Karine and the other Xavier...! Alexandra, Boriana, Valentina, Gergana, Rayna, Rita, Martina, ETC, ETC, ETC...!!!)

Just give me time, a pen and a piece of paper - and you'll see what I will do with that!!!

I am never - NEVER - at a loss for words!

Who the hell do you think you're talking to here - F.R. David or something?!?

I always have something witty to say - ALWAYS!

I AM LOQUACIOUS - DO YOU GET THAT, NOW?
It's not like I haven't been SCREAMING IT already, indeed - for years, to boot!

I AM LOQUACIOUS- AND YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP!

NEVER MINCING WORDS - IN THREE LANGUAGES OR MORE! THAT'S ME!!!

Never mincing them - and never missing any either!

Think you could have rephrased that better for me, Bookworms - HUH?
Think you could have rephrased that better - FOR A FEE, HUH?

I'll deal with you the same way I dealt with the lustful Lufisto, lethal Lothario and the all-around lunatic Fringe out there (which accounts for millions upon millions of unworthy foes - literally. Really; literally!) - so I shall deal with this WITH A CHALLENGE!

A challenge to a duel!

BRING IT ON, BOOKWORMS - FEEL FREE TO GANG UP ON ME, SEE IF I BACK DOWN NOW...!

I won't!

I'll battle the entire horde of you - like Cyrano once defeated ten, twenty, a hundred opponents in a single night! So, it took all night - so be it! If old man Cyrano could do it; so can Luciano!

BRING IT ON, FAT BOYS!

The Loquacious, Luminous One awaits thee!

Luminous Has Spoken!
Er... Blogged!




Post-Scriptum:
A few conclusions can be extirpated from this, already, methinks:

1) Perhaps it is true that I do suffer from some anger management problem...

2) I do spend waaaaaay too much time on YouTube - and on Blogger.

and

3) After this challenge, the only worthwhile one left to issue a challenge to, as logical progression goes, would be that guy who talks really really fast - you know who that is, right?

Uh... Is he dead, now?
So I win - by forfeit?

Noooooooooooooo - I am so not trying to weasel out of THAT duel - NO WAY!

And I'll fight anybody who claims that I am!
There!

Anybody and their grand-mother - plus the fast-talker's heir apparent then!


Post-Post Scriptum & Note-To-Self:
Go through the Post-Scriptum again - try and determine the deep reasons why I wound up with yet another two-to-two thousand duels to fight - and change!


:-!

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Thursday, April 05, 2012

Grouchy Is Coming!



No carrot-top 
will be left standing in his wake! 

Thou hast been duly warned! 

Saturday, January 14, 2012

And Now THAT's Being Loquacious!




Now, I am not AT ALL into RAP, let me tell you...
However, this has got to be somewhat appreciated -
indubitably?

Nothing close to the Guinness World Record in the field,
but still!

The rap above -
credited to two different groups, if I followed that right
(it is hard to follow, understandably) -
has got to impress, no matter what
your musical preferences may be!

Infinitely better than pretender white boy there
or the crude, rude black boy here!
Don't you agree?

So, er... RAP ON?!?

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