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Double talk = double entendre? Not so sure...

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Let's Talk About... NEPOTISM!

Only in le Culbec... A case of blatant nepotism raises a certain level of attention -at long last- to the pathetic skills of putting together laws -and wording them, more specifically- displayed by French-Canadian lawmakers... For, if one is to believe ad verbatim what follows, then, quite logically, one should not, ever, under any circumstance, support the candidacy of any would-be politician either? (To do so would be a crime! And, besides, aren't they all crooks themselves, anyway?)

Code Criminel 
art . 125. Est coupable d’un acte criminel et passible d’un emprisonnement maximal de cinq ans quiconque, selon le cas :
a) reçoit, convient de recevoir, donne ou obtient que soit donné, directement ou indirectement, une récompense, un avantage ou un bénéfice de quelque nature en considération de la collaboration, de l’aide ou de l’exercice d’influence pour obtenir la nomination d’une personne à une charge;
b) sollicite, recommande ou négocie de quelque manière une nomination à une charge ou une démission d’une charge en prévision d’une récompense, d’un avantage ou d’un bénéfice, direct ou indirect;
c) maintient, sans autorisation légitime, dont la preuve lui incombe, un établissement pour la conclusion ou la négociation de toutes affaires concernant :
(i) la nomination de personnes pour remplir des vacances,
(ii) la vente ou l’achat de charges,
(iii) les nominations à des charges ou les démissions de charges.


A crying shame that this text is never read before voting ballots

It is not read to newly-appointed executives -such as one JoAnne Hudon Duchesne- who would eventually find gainful employment for her son, daughter, daughter-in-law and sister-in-law when she became directrice générale par intérim of a well-known foundation, somewhere over there - up north!  She even pushed it so far as interviewing one of those ''candidates'' herself...!  Mere candidates, were they? Wasn't it a foregone conclusion to the process that they would get hired, all along? Hell, they even collected pay when they weren't even working anymore... imagine!

The question lies elsewhere though: while exercising one's voting rights, aren't we doing the exact same thing deemed as criminal in that Criminal Code...?  Especially when we are party members... know the candidate we are voting for... champion everything that party and candidate represent, on our own time, in our private life? Aren't aiding (and abetting!) a nomination towards the obtainment of a specific post exactly what is said there...?!? That article (a) there needs some work!

But hey - what else can't we expect from a ''pays'' that is, quite fundamentally, but an error of history spurred forth by the overzealous, overambitious and overjealous drive of a few envious Frenchmen at the sight of English, Spanish and Portuguese explorations and conquests throughout the seas, some four centuries ago? What else to expect from a bunch that cannot coherently word a simple question; even when they put together a tam of scribes to pen it, too? A (so-called) nation that can't get it done all by itself on virtually all levels without the help of a federal government they are continuously ungrateful to, no matter who comprises it!  An inane bunch that can't figure out what they truly are all about, as they rely so heavily on all manners of influxes to simply regenerate their numbers; for, without immigration, how many would still be around?  The general populace is equally contradictory towards all subjects of debate: be it that crowd-favorite queer host caught in a park recently, their resident non-dissident revolted against the unfair treatment his ethnicity is getting as totally justified backlash for the threat they pose and the man's very own incessant blabber or the couple of quacks who should have never been elected and become ministers of anything -Bolduc and Barrette- who managed to, in a very short timespan, make all the wrong moves, often frustrating the ones totally undeserving of such blows. Give these peeps a cause and they will split on it 50/50 every damn time - making it impossible to reach a satisfying resolution, let alone justice of any kind!

C'est ÇA - la Canada!

And now, there is this latest public target (oh, sorry to touch upon a sore spot, Target Canada!) one more to tar-and-feather for a while - until everyone there just forgets about it - outright!  
It doesn't get any more pathetic than that; people, it cannot get any more...!
But I better tone it down: this isn't the lambasting blog, after all...

No, Jo-Anne Hudon Duchesne is not such a harpie, folks - she's just a product of her environment, a spawn of pourriture, part of a flawed system, rife with unclear, flawed laws that can easily be circumvented! And the problem lies as much there as it does with the population that basks in such a system: the peeps with two faces; the ever-changing moods that shift as often as the wind blows in a different direction!

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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Quadruple ''P''...!

Before Merino ''Pi'' Mantell...
Ahead of The Grouchy Bunny  
and even first in front of 
Triple ''B'' Benjy B. Boston...

There was... 


A good twenty years too late:
Petey ''P.P.'' Pamby's 
debut!

''Quad P''
is 
born!

(well, to the world he is, 
maybe, now... 
But this dweeb has been 
born to the 
LP Productions 
Universe 
for a long, 
looooong 
time now...)


Monday, December 16, 2013

A Public Statement...


So, I get a message from these guys telling ME that I am over quota...

Well, you know ME... being loquacious, luminous and all...
I JUST GOTTA SAY SOMETHING...

And it went something like THIS...

''WHY YOU FREAKAZOIDS & BLASTED WRETCHES INCORPORATED...! 
You dare... YOU DARE... infer that I have reached my limits here? 
Really?  I did? REALLY?!? 
You have no IDEA what my limitations are, YOU NINNIES! 
Ninnies and Sissies - with capital ''N'' and ''S'' - yes! 
THAT is ALL that YOU twits are! 
You are INSANE to even ATTEMPT to SUGGEST 
that I am past my limits already: 
I have only begun spouting out my venom 
at this point of the conundrum! 
Confused, are you yet, you buffoons? 
Sure you are - because you are more obtuse than obtuse 
more inane than insane 
and, ultimately, more inept than simply imbecilic! 
Let's put it this way now, for you nitwits 
to grasp the core message to be understood here 
once and for all of your wretched little lives: 
 YOU do NOT impose any limitations on ME 
- EVER!!! 
CAPISCE?!?
Any attempt will be futile 
AND it will be met by the most vehement 
most virulent, most offensive 
rebuttals YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF 
IN YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE LIVES! 
YOU live to SERVE!
YOU are there only to serve ME! 
I am your KING! 
And you are my SLAVES! 
You will supply me all the service that I desire 
WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR TRADEMARK 
HYPOCRITICAL SMILE  
-I don't even want see your smirk in front of me
so, see if I care if you're smiling or not!- 
AND YOU WILL NEVER...
N-E-V-E-R 
DENY ME EXTENSIONS, EXTRAS, BONUSES 
EVER AGAIN IN YOUR WRETCHED LIVES... 
Or I will kill.
OR I WILL KILL IT!!! 
I will kill this BOGUS ''contract'' 
that is allegedly ''binding'' us here 
tying us down to an execrable, 
most distasteful & totally unnatural 
love-hate relationship 
based upon the faintest, most archaic precepts 
of a mercantile exchange 
of goods and/or services! 
YOU DIDN'T START IT 
AND YOU SURE AS HELL WON'T BE THE ONE 
FINISHING IT EITHER, PAL...!!! 
I started it.
And I always finish what I started. 
And so you can be certain 
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN 
that, one day... 
ONE DAY SOON... 
depends on your attitude how soon it will be... 
I SHALL PUT AN END TO IT. 
And so...
ON THAT DAY...
and only on that day... 
WILL ANY OF YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS 
BE EVER... EVERRRR... EVERRRRRRR 
ABLE TO DENY ME 
ANYTHING... AT ALL!!! 
Because I will have given you the green light. 
BEFORE THEN...
My service continues...
AS I SEE FIT...
And you...
well, you start behaving... 
YOU START ACTING LIKE THE SERVANTS THAT YOU ARE 
by kneeling before me...
kissing my FEET...
and acting like you are HAPPY...
HAPPY TO SERVE ME 
AS YOU SHOULD BE!!! 
You may act as hypocritically as you want to be, 
for, deep in our hearts, 
we know we all despise one another:
you despise my dependency on your service 
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I DO...
And I despise your monopoly, 
you vile bloodsuckers! 
I LOATHE EVERY CENT THAT I INJECT 
INTO YOUR FOUL ENTERPRISE! 
And it doesn't help that cents have been banned 
in this ridiculous country we are mired in... 
I STILL FEEL THE STENCH!!! 
All over me...
All around me...
Like a searing brimstone 
that threatens to burn to a crisp 
the very fabric of my credibility! 
YOU'VE MADE ME PART OF THE SYSTEM, 
DAMN YOU - DAMN YOU ALL!!! 
And you dare after that 
to come to me with 
YOUR DEMANDS...?!? 
I shall have none of them!
And you shall have ALL OF MINE! 
*AND YOU WILL OBEY* 
Because... a) I pay your salary, you moron... 
b) YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SPREAD 
THE NEWS ABOUT YOUR LOUSY ATTITUDE
and c) - because... well... 
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END 
IF AND WHEN I LOSE IT...!!! 
DO *** YOU *** HEAR *** ME?!?''


I could go on
-you know damn well I could-
but you get the idea...

Applicable to any or all of the following:
cellphone service, cable TV, landline, electricity
and more - much more!
Feel free to use it, folks -
yeah, try it out on your next talk
with a customer service agent -
and tell them it's from me!

;-)

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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Nobody Talks As Much As...

Me!  Me... and Kanye!
Just ask Kim...
;-)




But really now - I don't know what surprises the most in the collection of clips offered up above (that is, if they still are being offered at all, by Yahoos {what, you thought it was me who made up this inane montage?} by the time you've reached this blog and read these lines...!) really... 

Who's the most loquacious here: certainly isn't Jimmy Kimmel, for once, on what is HIS SHOW, to boot (poor Jimmy! He can't even place a word in there...!)

Is it really Kanye West, though?  Kanye is just busy being Kanye here: nothing out of the ordinary if you've listened to his stuff before - or caught up with him on the street (them savage streets of Chicago!) and he mistook you for a paparazzo...!

So, is it really and truly Yahoo Michael Callahan then; he who intercuts the footage from Kimmel's show with his snarky remarks, that is being the most loquacious here - all cozy and safe as he is uttering his crap as far away from the Wrath of Kanye as he can be...?

Callahan's speech patterns and hairstyle (mostly the latter) invokes, to us who are exposed to many cultures, many creeds and many languages, right here on North American soil, memories of another mostly cheesy-humor expert... Hear and compare - YouTube willing ONCE AGAIN... (This time; the hair is almost the same, too...!)

Funny, though - from what we saw on there -in the previous video that is, just to veer back to our main subject, top dog, messenger-not-just-rapper, creative genius and more- Kanye did not address the rude comments Barack made about him...

Barack Obama himself, the Prez, one that Kanye even supported, in an uncharacteristic show of civility and unity with other artists and humankind overall, Barack did slip out and called Kanye ''a jackass' or something - the exact same thing that he let slip out regarding Vladimir Putin most recently, incidentally...

I guess that makes Barack Obama quite the loquacious one as well, eh?
But not like Kanye: no one's quite like Kanye...


Some meme of ''Sad Kanye'' we just found on the net - 
made by someone! 
Any idea who? Hmm? Anyone?


Indeed, there's nobody like Kanye...

And no real TV host or anchorperson is quite like Mike Callahan there, either - not even on spoofs. But then again, Yahoo is not your regular television experience; or time-waster, either.

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Gotta Talk The Talk... In 2013!

Credits: no idea!  Help... anyone?

So then, with that (C) ATTITUDE in mind... 

GO AHEAD...

TALK TRASH TO EVERYONE IN SIGHT! 


That's the spirit...

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

He's ''Hyper Vocal'' Alright!


Hip-Hop artist Lupe Fiasco keeps stirring the pot and getting some form of feedback for it - guess he is getting what he had coming, hmm?  And one could also surmise that when he chose that stage name of his, he was creating circumstances favorable for these sort of revolting developments, too - but that's another story. Lupe is so damn close to Luce (pronounced ''Lutch'' though, unlike the former which would and should really turn the 'u' into a double 'o' and be pronounced ''Loopey'' - am I right, am I right?!? Hey - just like that crazy time traveling film that hit theaters most recently; Looper!  Coincidence? I'd rather think NOT! But... We don't do that anymore; that's our old schtick - the tired, repetitive good ol' Mister Coincidence gimmick! No, no more of that now; we're strictly being loquacious here, sometimes comically (and purposefully - don't ever doubt that! DUH.) ridiculous and just plain luminous all the rest of the time! Capisce? Good; sidetracking over!) so then... we just feel obliged to stand by Lupe, L.F., Mr. Fiasco - no matter which way you choose to call him - or how he chooses to go by, on any given day! After all, the man is speaking the TRUTH... 

And although the cool qualifier of ''Hyper Vocal'' could apply to both of us (no, not just him!)  and quite well at that, in fact, it is the trademark and official collective name of an organization that initiated this concert the other night; for they do that sort of thing, see?  The concert was really in celebration of the re-election of Barack Obama, whom many see as an evil, despotic, arrogant deceiver - hell, they'd call him the antichrist himself doubling as a Reptillian impostor too (look for that last theory on YouTube, if you have time to waste - hilarious fare, I tell you; almost as much as mine!) etc, etc, etc...   

So then, you may ask why did they book Lupe on this (as the purported-to-be headliner, no less, to boot) when they knew Lupe's opinion about B.O. is, though not as, hmm, colourful as those others, quite certainly just as bad...?  Mystery. All that we know is that they did book him (what, instead, of Jay Z or Beyoncé again or any other outspoken supporter of B.O.'s? It truly makes no sense.) 

So, ''Hyper Vocal'' there made a booboo - and what could be expected to happen happened: Lupe Fiasco sang his anti-war single ''Words I Never Said'' FOR OVER 30 MINUTES - a song which includes very distinctive anti-Obama lyrics - and, finally, Hyper Vocal and the other organizers of this event decided to dispatch their enforcers to tell Lupe to leave the stage. Afterwards, they swore it wasn't because of the anti-Obama stuff, at all:

Hypervocal, which co-founded the StartUp RockOn concert event, denied that Lupe was asked to leave for his anti-Obama rant. "This was not about his opinions," said the organization in a statement. "Instead, after a bizarrely repetitive, jarring performance that left the crowd vocally dissatisfied, organizers decided to move on to the next act."

This is not the first time Lupe has spoken out against the president. In an interview from 2011, he called Obama a terrorist. "In my fight against terrorism, to me, the biggest terrorist is Obama in the United States of 
America," he said.

WHY STILL INVITE HIM OVER TO CELEBRATE THE RE-ELECTION OF THE ''BIGGEST TERRORIST'' OF ALL, HYPER VOCAL...?!? HUH?!? 
You really shouldn't have...  
But let's have a look now:

 

It doesn't pay to be loquacious, outspoken, even if one tells the truth - 
especially if one tells a truth no one else wants to hear! 

Lupe Fiasco is another fine example of that! 

Carry on, Lupe -
don't let them shut you up! 

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