These pop-ups of various kinds that you get, with clockwork regularity, on virtually every website there is on this wondrous web of ours - some of them can bite. Truly bite, where one shouldn't be bitten in the first place, if you know what I'm screaming...?
Here I am viewing one of my funny... witty... well-done... intentionally not-too-wordy *luminous productions* there, on my YouTube channel...
And what is the very first ad that good ol'YT chooses to throw in my face, right off the bat, during the opening seconds of my luminous opus...?!?
An ad that reads something like this:
At a loss for words?
Maybe you need writing and proofreading services from
The professional writers that can find the words for you to express yourself - at last!
Ah, okay, I kinda made up that last line there - the one that is indeed too much...
But you see this - the nerve of these guys: me, MOI, the loquacious one, the Luminous One, and here are these buffoons daring to imply that I would need the services of ''Bookworms R Us'' over there...?!?
My last tweet (you know where) stated (in less than one-hundred forty characters, sure, but I am still loquacious no matter what!) that *I Have Been Writing, Am Writing and I Will Be Writing* for an undetermined period of time - which might just as well mean FOREVER!
I write - therefore I am!
I am the author of over 40 blogs here - FORTY - both here and on Wordpress, various social networking sites and more!
I am penning a myriad of other things on the side too - always have been and always will be! I write as much as I am the luminous motor-mouth that speaks faster than his shadow - heavens yeah! (Just ask Mike, Xavier, Denis, Rachel, Marienette, Pierre, Camil, Sylvain, Nathalie, the other Pierre, Micheline, Stewart, Linda, the other Denis, Tearle, Ty, Jenny, and the other Pierre, Sadaf, Alma, Fakhira, and the other Denis, Hélène, Sylvie, Robert, and the other... Nathalie, Sao, Maria, Daniel, Bonnie, Tony, Symphorien, and the other Daniel now... Pat, Jennifer, Steven, Jason, the other Maria, Karine, and the other Daniel...! Charlotte, Thérèse, George, Alexander, Vassil, Raphael; the other Raphael, the other Karine and the other Xavier...! Alexandra, Boriana, Valentina, Gergana, Rayna, Rita, Martina, ETC, ETC, ETC...!!!)
Just give me time, a pen and a piece of paper - and you'll see what I will do with that!!!
I am never - NEVER - at a loss for words!
Who the hell do you think you're talking to here - F.R. David or something?!?
I always have something witty to say - ALWAYS!
I AM LOQUACIOUS - DO YOU GET THAT, NOW?
It's not like I haven't been SCREAMING IT already, indeed - for years, to boot!
I AM LOQUACIOUS- AND YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP!
NEVER MINCING WORDS - IN THREE LANGUAGES OR MORE! THAT'S ME!!!
Never mincing them - and never missing any either!
Think you could have rephrased that better for me, Bookworms - HUH?
Think you could have rephrased that better - FOR A FEE, HUH?
I'll deal with you the same way I dealt with the lustful Lufisto, lethal Lothario and the all-around lunatic Fringe out there (which accounts for millions upon millions of unworthy foes - literally. Really; literally!) - so I shall deal with this WITH A CHALLENGE!
A challenge to a duel!
BRING IT ON, BOOKWORMS - FEEL FREE TO GANG UP ON ME, SEE IF I BACK DOWN NOW...!
I'll battle the entire horde of you - like Cyrano once defeated ten, twenty, a hundred opponents in a single night! So, it took all night - so be it! If old man Cyrano could do it; so can Luciano!
BRING IT ON, FAT BOYS!
The Loquacious, Luminous One awaits thee!
Luminous Has Spoken!
A few conclusions can be extirpated from this, already, methinks:
1) Perhaps it is true that I do suffer from some anger management problem...
2) I do spend waaaaaay too much time on YouTube - and on Blogger.
3) After this challenge, the only worthwhile one left to issue a challenge to, as logical progression goes, would be that guy who talks really really fast - you know who that is, right?
Uh... Is he dead, now?
So I win - by forfeit?
Noooooooooooooo - I am so not trying to weasel out of THAT duel - NO WAY!
And I'll fight anybody who claims that I am!
Anybody and their grand-mother - plus the fast-talker's heir apparent then!
Post-Post Scriptum & Note-To-Self:
Go through the Post-Scriptum again - try and determine the deep reasons why I wound up with yet another two-to-two thousand duels to fight - and change!