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'He would kill everything'

Chilling police video reveals victim's fears

weeks before gruesome B.C. murder-suicide.» Details

Of course - he would see an ant on the street, he'd crush it

He would catch a glance of a spider on the wall - he'd squash it

No flies survived on his path... No bugs whatsoever!

Those are all surefire signs, surely, that a

"gruesome murder-suicide" was forthcoming...
Sure...

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