There was WCW Fall Brawl... WWE, uh, Autumn Apathy (?!?) and now... Whoo-Oh.W. Rasslin...
An Unforgettable P.P.V. event -
Unwatchable, Unbelievable
and certainly Unbearable!
"BRAWL FOR NOT MUCH AT ALL"
free-for-all match
opposing
the low-class, uneducated, unsophisticated,
unmitigated abysmal contingent of brutes
- the all-around unworthy CARTOON GOONS -
to the high-browed pride
that makes up the intolerable, undefeatable,
unbeatable and all-around unmatchable
LITERARY SOCIETY !
(Accompanied by pet Thesaurus Rex!)
In other matches:
We shall see
THE UNBEARABLE ONE
match brawn and maliciousness with
THE ABOMINABLE ONE !
THE DOGS CHAIN GANG
wage war upon perennial rivals
THE BRUINS POSSE,
THE CATS CLUB,
THE DREARY CARNIVAL
(aka TEAM PANDA)
(Yeah, this may be their final match with us
as they always say that they are
"headed for the WWF...!")
AND
THE WEIRD BEARS
(led by The Maudlin Mauler)
in a spectacular
(we hope)
no-holds-barred
BARNYARD BRAWL!!!
Plus:
Kitty-Kat Kal
takes on
Itty-Bitty Paulie Possum
in a Featherweight Division
Hardcore Match!
With special guest-referee
Birdie Birdie
Brightie Birdie!
AND
we promise to finally reveal
who gave birth to, who comprises
and exactly how many mutts there are
(in) the illegitimate litter
sired by TRIPLE B
our resident legendary grappler
and 99-time world champion
(!!!)
CALL YOUR PESKY
PAY-PER-VIEW PROVIDER
AND ORDER NOW!
Ha-ha-ha...
And all this inspired by Yahoo's "Fall Frenzy" thingie, really...
WOW - sometimes, I amaze myself! ;)
Now, you better have a sense of humor about it too, Yahoo!
ALL CHARACTER NAMES AND DESCRIPTIONS ARE
TM AND ©2007 LUCIANO A. PIMENTEL
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!
WHOOOOOOOO!!!
;)
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