Putain de Pub: I Guess It Is A Genuine Ad Now...!

Submitted for your DISAPPROVAL, ladies...
And gentlemen - able to think with their heads and not something else!
Here is a suspiciously randy commercial ad seen ONLINE...
But, first, a little intro and background info (on the nympho too).

NISSAN -of all lewd companies- invites YOU, the red-blooded male, to BLATANTLY COME ON to this ho in THAT kind of environment - yeah!
You wouldn't believe your eyes and the situation itself, if it ever arose in reality - you know you wouldn't! Fear not - it will NEVER arise...

Not even with a ho "game enough" (inane enough) to go for it, in this day and age...

Granted, the invitation is not as debasing as telling you to "come on to her" - they actually order you to seduce her in these terms: "séduis-la avec un très bon punchline"... As if the average joe could come up with "a very good" line on the spot! Besides, even in inviting you to be very good, they know full well what's on most every male's mind at the first sight of this novel situation...
And the lines submitted to the contest are anything but "good" - or gentlemanly!

And if the java animation does not render it appropriately anymore, what transpires after that is quite simple: the blonde points suggestively at herself -seemingly at her mouth, yes- and then the true invite is made to go to... les Virées Verso.ca!
Because, even though the setting is unmistakable, you didn't seriously think she would fall for what you most assuredly must have typed in there... Did you?!?

And, again, research already had proven that in 99.9% of the cases, there would be only ONE type of "come on" for this one...
Maybe it comes about because of the very odd choice for special effects - those little hearts that float around and then disappear into the TOILET STALLS, one by one...? Isn't that a tad too suggestive - in a very SLIMEY way, huh?

But I realize that the ho I'm talking about might not even be SEEN - my exposure of her sluttiness might have shamed her into being a no-show? (The screen where she would be found in is hovering somewhere above this blog's title, as it is! I am sure you noticed it, upon logging on to my site! I mean - it can't be missed! Even though I reduced its dimensions... It is still 150px X 600px! It is an empty scene of the public washroom where the hired ho would be flaunting what she's got IN!)
But now that it appears to be a deserted bit of V.R. - I guess it's a sign! It's a sign the ad has been discontinued, methinks. Or it's another java problemo... yo! Anyhow - the ho is seen in this still shot:



She was not shy about being part of the campaign started by Nissan in the debauched province of Quebec (home to the modern-day Sodom & Gomorrah - Laval & Montreal!) - why would she be too shy now to show off on the LOQUACIOUS BLOG...? ;)

Hmm... maybe she is! Seems like she was replaced by her (younger?) sister...
See for yourselves...



One and the same - or two different hoes (?)
The result is the same: cheap!
Nissan has to resort to this to sell cars?
Or is it really to get around the hot touchy debate regarding fossil fuels - the ecological impact - the alternatives that would sound the death of car dealers as we know them and the advent of a new (almost) non-polluting car...
(I'll believe it when I see it though!)

Nice going, Nissan!
And they said Texaco sucked...
And Exxon, of course...
What will we learn about Ford and Chrysler, soon, I wonder...
Oh yeah - that they block the research on alternatively-powered car - no kidding they do! Be it solar, electric or fueled with another ecologically-sound substance (when oil runs out, we'll have no choice!) the car manufacturers will have to ADAPT... And the oil tycoons will have to FOLD!

Not as long as they have a HO to save them all, though...
;)