In the main event, a 15' foot-high STEEL CAGE
"BRAWL FOR NOT MUCH AT ALL"
the low-class, uneducated, unsophisticated,
unmitigated abysmal contingent of brutes
- the all-around unworthy CARTOON GOONS -
to the high-browed pride
that makes up the intolerable, undefeatable,
unbeatable and all-around unmatchable
LITERARY SOCIETY !
(Accompanied by pet Thesaurus Rex!)
In other matches:
We shall seeTHE UNBEARABLE ONE
match brawn and maliciousness withTHE ABOMINABLE ONE !
THE DOGS CHAIN GANG
wage war upon perennial rivals
THE BRUINS POSSE,
THE CATS CLUB,
THE DREARY CARNIVAL
(aka TEAM PANDA)
(Yeah, this may be their final match with us
as they always say that they are
"headed for the WWF...!")AND
THE WEIRD BEARS
(led by The Maudlin Mauler)
in a spectacular
Itty-Bitty Paulie Possum
in a Featherweight Division
With special guest-referee
we promise to finally reveal
who gave birth to, who comprises
and exactly how many mutts there are
(in) the illegitimate litter
sired by TRIPLE B
our resident legendary grappler
and 99-time world champion
CALL YOUR PESKY
AND ORDER NOW!
And all this inspired by Yahoo's "Fall Frenzy" thingie, really...
WOW - sometimes, I amaze myself! ;)
Now, you better have a sense of humor about it too, Yahoo!
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