It's Time... It's Time... It's *Christmas Crisis* Time!

It all led up... TO THIS:
BATTLE OF THE IMPOSTORS!
Cap'n'Canada aka 'St-Nick'
(self-proclaimed dispenser of Goods'n'Services)
versus
Mister Noel BlueCrissmass!
(ex-Cap'n'Lucky and self-proclaimed
head honcho of the pWo - ho ho ho!)
with special guest-referee
Frosty
and special timekeeper
ICEBERG
(the polar bear) 

 grrrrrrrr


AND, IN OTHER MATCHES:
A Battle Royale
involving pWo, D.C.G. and B.S.O.B.P. clods!

5 on 5 CAGE MATCH:
Big Bad Dog Johnny B.
Tommy The Terror
Bombastic Bobby
Ruff 'n' Randy

vs.

Team Panda's "P.B.P."
G.P.P.
Eugene "Power Panda"
and the
Karma Jaina Pandas! 

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: 

RED PANDA 

oh-oh...

ALSO IN ACTION:
Lothario Penguin & Los Penguinos!
Merino 'Pi' Mantell & Wild Wooly Bully
Raging Reindeer & Helldeer (!)
The Gnomic Gregarious Groundhog & The
'Christmas Crusaders'
The Abominable One
The Unbearable One
The Literary Society
and many, many more!
;)

(Sure, sure...!)

ORDER - BOW!
I mean NOW!
;)


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Wrasslin Cats Worldwide

but that's the competitor on Monday Nights 

and Sundays' Pay-Per-View Buy Rate! 

And that's another story...!! 

How To Start A ""CHRISTMAS CRISIS"" - Only On P-P-V!!!

What seems like all fun and games at first
soon degenerates (x?) into a full-blown (!?) war
as the A.W.O. and D.C.G. renew
their long-standing, unsolutionable feud!

Alas, for the Dogs Chain Gang,
they have more than ONE enemy faction...! 

Be it Cartoon Goons or other "W.Os" 

(Let's see now: there's the B.W.O. and the H.W.O. 

and the K.W.O. and the #LWO - of course 

And then there's the O.O.T.W.W.O. - 

the Owner Of The World's World Order! 

And that is just a fifth of the alphabet...!)

Luckily though,
the gang is so far-reaching in its ranks
(dawgs from all over Massachusetts
-be it Lowell or Worcester-
count as full-fledged members)
that they carry on multiple
SIMULTANEOUS feuds
like this - indefinitely!

Expect to see many matches then
involving D.C.G. members
opposite a plethora of other cliques! 

TOMORROW -
LIVE AND ONLY ON P.P.V.
Available NOWHERE YET...!

;)

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"WHAT RRRRRRRASSLIN' ACTION, FFFFOLKS!"