the loquacious blog: January 2007

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Public Advisory: Please Be Wise Enough To Use The Appropriate Smiley When You Make A Statement In Cyberland...

You're in the red, reddy, yeah!

See now - in most of these cases, and plenty others a tiny wee bit too touchy as subjects to broach here, the "smiley" to use in order to properly convey one's feelings would have to be this one: You do not use the appropriate smiley - you risk getting the luminous loquacious treatment here - courtesy of luminous me! ;)
And I don't care how big you are - I'm a Wahoo (no relation to McDaniel though! I've got too much FLAIR!)

Sempre Por O Melhor

Sunday, January 21, 2007

A tale of two states...

The last time we saw our pal Petey in action, this is what happened...

That's right; wishful thinking was voiced, daringly expressed even, by a wet-behind-the-ears itty-bitty pukester...

Then his dream finally came true... For a brief split-second of waldrobe malfunction bliss, it surely did, yup!
The evidence is there, is it not?
(Great publicity stunt, Tamara B!)

And then... It all came to a crushing and very abrupt halt (a.k.a. a rude awakening...!)

The morale of this story is simple: be VERY careful what you wish for. You just might get it, sure... Right between the eyes, that is!
And, just like that, bliss turned into bruises!
Owtch! :(

Your conclusion, Petey? What have you learned here, on this day that was, ironically, both rewarding and quite testing too...? ANY last words...?

Indeed not!
THEY beat YOU!
Things To Talk About (Aside From My Luminous Material - Of Course!)
powered by

Visitor Map
Create your own visitor map!