Public Advisory: Please Be Wise Enough To Use The Appropriate Smiley When You Make A Statement In Cyberland...

You're in the red, reddy, yeah!


See now - in most of these cases, and plenty others a tiny wee bit too touchy as subjects to broach here, the "smiley" to use in order to properly convey one's feelings would have to be this one: You do not use the appropriate smiley - you risk getting the luminous loquacious treatment here - courtesy of luminous me! ;)
And I don't care how big you are - I'm a Wahoo (no relation to McDaniel though! I've got too much FLAIR!)


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A tale of two states...

The last time we saw our pal Petey in action, this is what happened...


That's right; wishful thinking was voiced, daringly expressed even, by a wet-behind-the-ears itty-bitty pukester...

Then his dream finally came true... For a brief split-second of waldrobe malfunction bliss, it surely did, yup!
The evidence is there, is it not?
(Great publicity stunt, Tamara B!)


And then... It all came to a crushing and very abrupt halt (a.k.a. a rude awakening...!)


The morale of this story is simple: be VERY careful what you wish for. You just might get it, sure... Right between the eyes, that is!
And, just like that, bliss turned into bruises!
Owtch! :(

Your conclusion, Petey? What have you learned here, on this day that was, ironically, both rewarding and quite testing too...? ANY last words...?



Indeed not!
THEY beat YOU!