All Bark - No Bite - For Now...

A typical WHOO-OH W. rasssslin P.P.V. line-up...

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FOR IT'S TIME - IT'S TIME - IT'S "SUFFER IN THE SUMMER" TIME!!!

LOOK AT THE AWESOME LINE-UP OF STUPORSTARS AND MISBEGOTTEN MIS-MATCHES THAT WE'VE ASSEMBLED FOR YOU ON THIS STUPENDOUS CARD - YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS A SINGLE SECOND OF THIS ONE, FOLKS!


Mid-card match-ups...
KAFKAT - The Ghoulish Kreepy Kat
versus
Maniac Meerkat!
P.B.P. (aka Ephrem,
The "Pretty Big Panda" of the Dreary Carnival's Team Panda!
accompanied by manager Ernest...!)
versus
Ghostwriter
(accompanied by The Literary Society's very own publishing mogul and creative force - Literati Nosferatu!)

Cocoricocock
versus
Muff The Battling Beaver

The Zombie Swamp Bear
versus
Bully Da Bull

The Thumping Tapir
versus
Chinchilla Chupacabra!

Battle Bichon
versus
The Catwalker!

Burly Bruin
versus
Squirrel 'Oh-So-Nutso' Squirrel
(S.O.S.)

AND OUR MAIN EVENT...
Triple "Y"
versus
Triple "B"
FOR THE "SUPREME EXTREME SUBLIME CHAMPIONSHIP" - !!!
Special guest-referee for this match:
The Unmasked - Unleashed - Unbeatable UNDERWRITER!
(Triple "U" - in the adjective department anyway!?)
(How abject it all is - I know, I know...!)


Take photos with your favorite rrrrrrassler after the event!

And if you didn't appreciate some calls made during the gory gala,
blame it all on our guest referee for the evening - The Count!
Take it all out on him - beat the stuffing outta The Count - he can take it and, besides, it doesn't even count...!
An average of 5.1 run-ins is GUARANTEED
for just about EVERY SINGLE MATCH
on any card ever put together by
WHOO-OHHHHH W. RASSLIN ACTION!
Yes, folks - you'll never be bored with us! Ditch the competition - we've got more animation! ;)
See? We've thought of everything here - and provided you with it all, even with a ready-to-hang scapegoat - if we couldn't exactly provide you with "the very best in sports entertainment" right here and now, at the drop of a pencil-necked geek, folksies...!
Stake available for the first 1000 customers who order the pay-per-view event - go get that nasty no-good blind-as-a-bat referee after the gala is all over and done with!
We will not mind one bit! ;)
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I hope! *lol*