Friday, June 15, 2007
Friday, June 01, 2007
CALL AND ORDER NOW!!!
FOR IT'S TIME - IT'S TIME - IT'S "SUFFER IN THE SUMMER" TIME!!!
LOOK AT THE AWESOME LINE-UP OF STUPORSTARS AND MISBEGOTTEN MIS-MATCHES THAT WE'VE ASSEMBLED FOR YOU ON THIS STUPENDOUS CARD - YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS A SINGLE SECOND OF THIS ONE, FOLKS!
The "Pretty Big Panda" of the Dreary Carnival's Team Panda!
accompanied by manager Ernest...!)
(accompanied by The Literary Society's very own publishing mogul and creative force - Literati Nosferatu!)
Muff The Battling Beaver
Bully Da Bull
Squirrel 'Oh-So-Nutso' Squirrel
The Unmasked - Unleashed - Unbeatable UNDERWRITER!
(Triple "U" - in the adjective department anyway!?)
(How abject it all is - I know, I know...!)
And if you didn't appreciate some calls made during the gory gala,
blame it all on our guest referee for the evening - The Count!
Take it all out on him - beat the stuffing outta The Count - he can take it and, besides, it doesn't even count...!
for just about EVERY SINGLE MATCH
on any card ever put together by
WHOO-OHHHHH W. RASSLIN ACTION!
Yes, folks - you'll never be bored with us! Ditch the competition - we've got more animation! ;)
See? We've thought of everything here - and provided you with it all, even with a ready-to-hang scapegoat - if we couldn't exactly provide you with "the very best in sports entertainment" right here and now, at the drop of a pencil-necked geek, folksies...!
Stake available for the first 1000 customers who order the pay-per-view event - go get that nasty no-good blind-as-a-bat referee after the gala is all over and done with!
We will not mind one bit! ;)
CALL NOW - 1-800-THROWYOURCASHAWAY-GIVEITTORASSLERS!
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