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'He would kill everything'

Chilling police video reveals victim's fears

weeks before gruesome B.C. murder-suicide.» Details

Of course - he would see an ant on the street, he'd crush it

He would catch a glance of a spider on the wall - he'd squash it

No flies survived on his path... No bugs whatsoever!

Those are all surefire signs, surely, that a

"gruesome murder-suicide" was forthcoming...
Sure...

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After the WCW, ECW, ICW, XCW, APW, UFW, GEW, DEW, FEW, SXW, XQW, CPW, R2W, WXW, WCCW, XTCW, MACW, FTCW, XXXW and all the others (too many to list - way too many, yeah!)

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