Double talk = double entendre? Not so sure...

Communication being a two-way street and all... 

You have to be absolutely sure the sound is flowing well 

at both ends...!!! (...not always the case!)

Robotization is HERE...

Forget the Russians - 

THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!

The Terminator was a pussy compared to  WHAT'S TO COME... (to be continued - here.) 

#WhatIsOldIsNewAgain 

Oh Yeah...

Let's Talk About... NEPOTISM!

Only in le Culbec... A case of blatant nepotism raises a certain level of attention -at long last- to the pathetic skills of putting together laws -and wording them, more specifically- displayed by French-Canadian lawmakers... For, if one is to believe ad verbatim what follows, then, quite logically, one should not, ever, under any circumstance, support the candidacy of any would-be politician either? (To do so would be a crime! And, besides, aren't they all crooks themselves, anyway?)

Code Criminel 
art . 125. Est coupable d’un acte criminel et passible d’un emprisonnement maximal de cinq ans quiconque, selon le cas :
a) reçoit, convient de recevoir, donne ou obtient que soit donné, directement ou indirectement, une récompense, un avantage ou un bénéfice de quelque nature en considération de la collaboration, de l’aide ou de l’exercice d’influence pour obtenir la nomination d’une personne à une charge;
b) sollicite, recommande ou négocie de quelque manière une nomination à une charge ou une démission d’une charge en prévision d’une récompense, d’un avantage ou d’un bénéfice, direct ou indirect;
c) maintient, sans autorisation légitime, dont la preuve lui incombe, un établissement pour la conclusion ou la négociation de toutes affaires concernant :
(i) la nomination de personnes pour remplir des vacances,
(ii) la vente ou l’achat de charges,
(iii) les nominations à des charges ou les démissions de charges.

A crying shame that this text is never read before voting ballots

It is not read to newly-appointed executives -such as one JoAnne Hudon Duchesne- who would eventually find gainful employment for her son, daughter, daughter-in-law and sister-in-law when she became directrice générale par intérim of a well-known foundation, somewhere over there - up north!  She even pushed it so far as interviewing one of those ''candidates'' herself...!  Mere candidates, were they? Wasn't it a foregone conclusion to the process that they would get hired, all along? Hell, they even collected pay when they weren't even working anymore... imagine!

The question lies elsewhere though: while exercising one's voting rights, aren't we doing the exact same thing deemed as criminal in that Criminal Code...?  Especially when we are party members... know the candidate we are voting for... champion everything that party and candidate represent, on our own time, in our private life? Aren't aiding (and abetting!) a nomination towards the obtainment of a specific post exactly what is said there...?!? That article (a) there needs some work! Hell, all of it needs some serious fine tuning dudes...! Because hat damn infinitesimal part of the FLAWED LAW THAT GOVERNS US ALL is but a SYMPTOM of just how pathetically flawed it all is...!!!

But hey - what else can't we expect from a ''pays'' that is, quite fundamentally, but an error of history spurred forth by the overzealous, overambitious and overjealous drive of a few envious Frenchmen at the sight of English, Spanish and Portuguese explorations and conquests throughout the seas, some four centuries ago? What else to expect from a bunch that cannot coherently word a simple question; even when they put together a tam of scribes to pen it, too? A (so-called) nation that can't get it done all by itself on virtually all levels without the help of a federal government they are continuously ungrateful to, no matter who comprises it!  An inane bunch that can't figure out what they truly are all about, as they rely so heavily on all manners of influxes to simply regenerate their numbers; for, without immigration, how many would still be around?  The general populace is equally contradictory towards all subjects of debate: be it that crowd-favorite queer host caught in a park recently, their resident non-dissident revolted against the unfair treatment his ethnicity is getting as totally justified backlash for the threat they pose and the man's very own incessant blabber or the couple of quacks who should have never been elected and become ministers of anything -Bolduc and Barrette- who managed to, in a very short timespan, make all the wrong moves, often frustrating the ones totally undeserving of such blows. Give these peeps a cause and they will split on it 50/50 every damn time - making it impossible to reach a satisfying resolution, let alone justice of any kind!

C'est ÇA - la Canada!

And now, there is this latest public target (oh, sorry to touch upon a sore spot, Target Canada!) one more to tar-and-feather for a while - until everyone there just forgets about it - outright!  
It doesn't get any more pathetic than that; people, it cannot get any more...!
But I better tone it down: this isn't the lambasting blog, after all...
For we're supposed to be talkative here - yes - but nice - like this:

No, Jo-Anne Hudon Duchesne is not such a harpie, folks - she's just a product of her environment, a spawn of pourriture, part of a flawed system, rife with unclear, flawed laws that can easily be circumvented! And the problem lies as much there as it does with the population that basks in such a system: the peeps with two faces; the ever-changing moods that shift as often as the wind blows in a different direction!

Quadruple ''P''...!

Before Merino ''Pi'' Mantell...

Ahead of The Grouchy Bunny  

and even first in front of 

Triple ''B'' Benjy B. Boston...

There was... 

A good twenty years too late:

Petey ''P.P.'' Pamby's 

debut!

''Quad P''

is FINALLY born!

(well, to the world he is, maybe, now... 

But this dweeb has been born to the 

LP Productions Universe 

for a long, looooong 

time now... yeah... really!)

T-shirts featuring Petey "P.P." 

COMING SOON! 

Gotta Talk The Talk... In 2013!

Credits: no idea!  Help... anyone?

So then, with that (C) ATTITUDE in mind... 

GO AHEAD...

TALK TRASH TO EVERYONE IN SIGHT! 

That's the spirit...

He's ''Hyper Vocal'' Alright!

Hip-Hop artist Lupe Fiasco keeps stirring the pot and getting some form of feedback or outright flack for it - guess he is getting what he had coming, hmm?  And one could also surmise that when he chose that stage name of his, he was creating circumstances favorable for these sort of revolting developments, too - but that's another story. Lupe is so damn close to Luce (pronounced ''Lutch'' though, unlike the former which would and should really turn the 'u' into a double 'o' and be pronounced ''Loopey'' - am I right, am I right?!? Hey - just like that crazy time traveling film that hit theaters most recently; Looper!  Coincidence? I'd rather think NOT! But... We don't do that anymore; that's our old schtick - the tired, repetitive good ol' Mister Coincidence gimmick! No, no more of that now; we're strictly being loquacious here, sometimes comically (and purposefully - don't ever doubt that! DUH.) ridiculous and just plain luminous all the rest of the time! Capisce? Good; sidetracking over!) so then... we just feel obliged to stand by Lupe, L.F., Mr. Fiasco - no matter which way you choose to call him - or how he chooses to go by, on any given day! After all, the man is speaking the TRUTH... 

And although the cool qualifier of ''Hyper Vocal'' could apply to both of us (no, not just him!)  and quite well at that, in fact, it is the trademark and official collective name of an organization that initiated this concert the other night; for they do that sort of thing, see?  The concert was really in celebration of the re-election of Barack Obama, whom many see as an evil, despotic, arrogant deceiver - hell, they'd call him the antichrist himself doubling as a Reptillian impostor too (look for that last theory on YouTube, if you have time to waste - hilarious fare, I tell you; almost as much as mine!) etc, etc, etc...   

So then, you may ask why did they book Lupe on this (as the purported-to-be headliner, no less, to boot) when they knew Lupe's opinion about B.O. is, though not as, hmm, colourful as those others, quite certainly just as bad...?  Mystery. All that we know is that they did book him (what, instead, of Jay Z or Beyoncé again or any other outspoken supporter of B.O.'s? It truly makes no sense.) 

So, ''Hyper Vocal'' there made a booboo - and what could be expected to happen happened: Lupe Fiasco sang his anti-war single ''Words I Never Said'' FOR OVER 30 MINUTES - a song which includes very distinctive anti-Obama lyrics - and, finally, Hyper Vocal and the other organizers of this event decided to dispatch their enforcers to tell Lupe to leave the stage. Afterwards, they swore it wasn't because of the anti-Obama stuff, at all:

Hypervocal, which co-founded the StartUp RockOn concert event, denied that Lupe was asked to leave for his anti-Obama rant. "This was not about his opinions," said the organization in a statement. "Instead, after a bizarrely repetitive, jarring performance that left the crowd vocally dissatisfied, organizers decided to move on to the next act." HA. They were as "vocally dissatisfied" as you are allegedly hyper, Vocal? HA!!!

"This is not the first time Lupe has spoken out against the president. In an interview from 2011, he called Obama a terrorist. "In my fight against terrorism, to me, the biggest terrorist is Obama in the United States of America," he said." AND HE'S GOT A VALID POINT THERE...! But knowing this, why would ""Hyper Vocal'' there create a situation where he could damn well predict would turn sour real quick there...?!?  It makes no sense!!!

WHY STILL INVITE HIM OVER TO CELEBRATE THE RE-ELECTION OF THE ''BIGGEST TERRORIST'' OF ALL, 
HYPER VOCAL...?!? 

HUH?!? 

You really shouldn't have...  
It wasn't fair to Luminous Lupe here! 
It set him up for a real Fiasco alright... 
Shame on you, Hyper! 
And *your* vocalizations... 

But let's have a look now:

 

OKaaaaaaaay... let's have a listen, rather...

It doesn't pay to be loquacious, outspoken, even if one tells the truth - 

especially if one tells a truth no one else wants to hear! 

Lupe Fiasco is another fine example of that! 

Carry on, Lupe -

don't let them shut you up! 

Sempre Por O Melhor

+++ 

Sapphic Chic finally meets an ignominous debacle it can't ignore...

And no, I am not talking about the alleged "debacle" Nicole Kidman suffered at David Letterman's Late Show the other night, while ATTEMPTING to promote her movie "Australia" on the heels of the announcement that she will be NEXT portraying the unheard-of plum part of a TRANSGENDERED "woman" married to an anatomically-correct woman portrayed by CHARLIZE THERON...!  Wow - Charlize and Nicole; a match made... where, exactly? On a casting couch...

It is duly noted by ALL that both actresses have won OSCARS for their portrayal of lesbian-inclined dames already; Nicole in THE HOURS (for her turn as the tormented scribe Virginia Woolf who appeared to be smitten with a lady relative; it happened to Nelligan, too, only *he* was a *boy* - duh) and Charlize won for her part in MONSTER (the appropriately-titled biopic of the sordid events in the life of an even more tormented, wacko serial killer that I shall not name - see the film if you want, I wash my hands of that monstruosity; I am not sure Christina Ricci can) and so, therefore, that reuniting them as a COUPLE now is sort of a sapphic voyeur's secret fantasy come true...!

However, no, really now, I am NOT talking about ANY of that here...!

Nor am I about to embark on a loooooong diatribe in which I'll alternatively denounce and lament the tiredness surrounding the whole "lesbian chic mystique" - since EVERYBODY is doing it, even Lindsay Lohan is allegedly involved in a lesbian relationship, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana is seen kissing girls in mock fashion - or are they real kisses? Keep teasing us all, Miley! Billy doesn't mind; as long as you keep on having more success than he ever did - it consoles his achy breaky heart, I'm sure! Madge aka Esther aka Louisa Ciccone aka Mad-Onna (my preferred name for her!) will even seek out solace from her very own achy breaky situation (DIVORCE) with furtive liplocks with female fans randomly chosen! 1001 female models keep on posing as fake dykes on every catwalk there is; virtually EVERY television show DESPERATE for a ratings-booster has given it a go and all the newest tarts in the music industry, à-la-Katy Perry, keep on kissing girls too (and in Kate's case in particular but in many other cases too, in doing so, they're "Hot'n'Cold" at the same time as a result? Katy is smarter than the norm, after all. But that is another story...!)
Face it, folks - it has lost its newness, its aura of "shock" much less "excitement" of any kind and we're definitely past the point of LESBIAN SATURATION now! It is a dying trend that has run out of gas and left most everyone BLASÉ about it, finally!

Gals, face it - you'll have to kiss a horse's ass now in order to get REAL MEDIATIC ATTENTION these days...! (Maybe the Democratic Ass will do...)

Note, bimbos and assorted dumb blondes, that I mean that simply figuratively and RHETORICALLY; don't go out actively trying to start this new trend on unsuspecting farm animals and at every ranch you know of, now...! (You gotta tell them; because, well, you never know...! These creatures are gullible and highly ``influenceable`` if you know what I`m screaming here - and I do mean the gals, not the farm animals! Plus this sort of new fad might spike up them barnyard brawls y`know, the phenomenon we spoke of here before - gotta be careful with what fires we stoke here...!)

BUT ENOUGH OF ALL THIS NOW, DAMMIT - THAT WAS NOT MY POINT NOR INTENT COMING HERE TODAY to finally update my venerable (and very funny, if I say so myself!) Loquacious Blog...!

I merely wanted to point out the surefire sign of the death of lesbian chic - after the debacle suffered at the ZOO! In Tokyo today, among other hair-raising news, we learned that zoo keepers made a boo-boo! In trying to have two polar bears mate, all they succeeded in doing was successfully create the first lesbian ursine couple! For, upon closer inspection, they noticed that BOTH bears were female indeed! No wonder they failed to conceive...! Ahh - don't you just love NATURE teaching the eggheads THE BASICS all over again... hmm?

It is a crying shame too because the rumor is the Japanese crew had truly done a bang-up job in creating just the right romantic atmosphere for the bears, who took to mating rituals like, uh, penguins to ice water! Too bad the results weren't there in the end, eh?

(If I didnt know any better, I'd say that the polar bears took the example of the Japanese population at large, who are all encouraged NOT to reproduce at all, since they already have a huge overpopulation problem over there that comes with smog sold separately! Lesbian and gay coupling is not only hoped for in Tokyo - it is strongly suggested to the citizens as THE solution to the problem, on a short-term basis at least..! Short-term here means a few DECADES, I guess... Hey, Asian atheists see not an end of the world looming on the horizon - ever! No matter how bad the smog is - and how poor (or next to NIL) the visibility is either! But I am digressing again... surely!)


Hmm...
Maybe I should have done this over at the LETHARGIC BLOG...?
Or perhaps the Luminous Pondering would have been more well-suited...?
Lambasting... Lambasting it should have been!!!

Oh well...!

In other P.W.O. news now... (POLAR WORLD ORDER - remember? Or A.W.O. - Arctic World Order, if you prefer! I've copyrighted BOTH anyway! TM and copyright Luciano Pimentel; ALL RIGHTS RESERVED - so there!)

After solving the failed mating lesbian bears mystery, we can be reminded that it's not the first one solved and it probably won't be the last one either! Pretty much exactly a year ago, another lingering mystery had been solved; this one involving PENGUINS AND POLAR BEARS! (What's lesbianism next to THAT, eh?)

The answer: penguins spend their holidays visiting!

Never mind applying for membership in the P.W.O. - DA ONLY WAY TO GO, YO!!!
(Maybe the A.W.O. is only for polar bears, walruses and seals? Oh, and the odd Arctic critter too... While the P.W.O. can be either the POLAR or PENGUIN WORLD ORDER...! Gotcha! MUCHO better than the old "nWo Black & White" and "nWo Wolfpac" separation/segregation, I say - it simply makes a hell of a lot more sense anyways!)

Yup - another mystery truly solved INDEED!

NEXT...

Don`t ask a polar bear...

War of the Words, eh

When I saw this headline "have your own war of words with Mr. Kennedy" I actually thought for a split second that the lousy WWE had actually found THE GUTS to launch a contest for every foul-mouthed *pundit bandit* wannabee to challenge "Mistaaaaaaaah... Kennedy" and shut his yap once and for all, like I would! ;)

The reward for winning such a contest could have been a job at the writing helm of those awful WWE shows they have still polluting the airwaves after so many years... eh? But that is another story...

They do have things like that out there nowadays, though. Yes, there sure is very similar fluff with empty promises like that on the airwaves right now as we... blog? Ratings-grabbing "reality TV" like that show which promises membership in such silly girlie bands as "Girlicious" for one; and the WWe itself used to offer a one-year contract to work as a WRESTLER to the winner of their late and much-lamented show "Tough Enough" too! So what are they waiting for to have more "Green Light Project" types of things all across the wire - HUH?

Are the WRITERS GUILD's esteemed members actually worried that everyone will finally realize (especially as they strike) how replaceable they really are?!?

Actually, having said -typed really- all this, I am of the opinion that it is Vinnie Mac indeed the sole responsible party here as to why this GREAT idea for a contest (that I would win hands down - heck, hands tied behind my back, with an eye patch on, partially gagged and with both feet in a cement block!) is, ultimately, simply NOT a "go"...

Everybody should know by now that intestinal fortitude does not belong in the same sentence as "Kennedy... McMahon"!

After all, this is not a real Kennedy that we're talking about here!
And even though real Kennedys have their flaws, they are a million times better than Vinnie Mac and his cronie here...

JFK may have been womanizing on the side after each great speech...
His brother Bobby may have done the same thing, almost...
Ted may have inadvertently caused a lady's death way back then - and he may be sort of disloyal as evidenced so very recently (he did turn his back on once-best buddies the Clintons to support Barack Obama in California - didn't he?)
AND he inexplicably teamed up with Mitt Romney on the health insurance thingie in his beloved state of Massachusetts too...
But VKM is a thousand times more inconsistent and unreliable than that!
He has no guts - he only revels in his very meticulously controlled environment in which you always know "who's gonna win, who's gonna lose, and in what fashion" (as one of the earliest pro-wrestlers to ever "tell all" that I recall hearing "coming clean" actually worded it. Nowadays, of course, there's a whole chapter to add to that: about how EVERYONE loses without losing FACE and with all the oversized, humongeous EGOS totally INTACT after every single "decisive" match there is... But I'd be SERIOUSLY digressing if I'd get into THAT now!)
Suffice it so say, VINNIE MAC is in many ways nothing but a HACK.
And "Mistaaaaaaahh Kennedy" is despicable - in more ways than one too!
Ken Kennedy is NOT a "Mister Kennedy" - no way!
His true last name is not even Kennedy! (Look him up on MySpace - he is a tad more honest THERE, at least!)

Luminous Luciano, in the middle of that ring, WITH EQUAL MICROPHONE TIME, would take BOTH down DECISIVELY!

With a difference: with me, huge egos are always SORELY BRUISED!
;)


Truly, it is too bad the contest is NOT to be...
EVER, assuredly!
:(