Double talk = double entendre? Not so sure...

Communication being a two-way street and all... 

You have to be absolutely sure the sound is flowing well 

at both ends...!!! (...not always the case!)

Robotization is HERE...

Forget the Russians - 

THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!

The Terminator was a pussy compared to  WHAT'S TO COME... (to be continued - here.) 

#WhatIsOldIsNewAgain 

Oh Yeah...

Happy Year Of The Dog!

Triple B - Benjy Basenji Boston himself 

wishing you all a happy new one... his way! 

via GIPHY

GO AHEAD - 

BARK AT THE MOON 

ALL YOU WANT...

DAWGS! 
DO YOUR DARN BEST;
DO YOUR DARNDEST!

Y'ALL! 

WOOT-WOOT!

Wow... Who knew BBT Penny could rock like that - huh? 

Anyway...

Get yours - here:

Warf!

Nobody Talks As Much As...

Me!  Me... and Kanye!

Just ask Kim...

;-)

But really now - I don't know what surprises the most in the collection of clips offered up above (that is, if they still are being offered at all, by Yahoos {what, you thought it was me who made up this inane montage?} by the time you've reached this blog and read these lines...!) really... 

Who's the most loquacious here: certainly isn't Jimmy Kimmel, for once, on what is HIS SHOW, to boot (poor Jimmy! He can't even place a word in there...!)

Is it really Kanye West, though?  Kanye is just busy being Kanye here: nothing out of the ordinary if you've listened to his stuff before - or caught up with him on the street (them savage streets of Chicago!) and he mistook you for a paparazzo...!

So, is it really and truly Yahoo Michael Callahan then; he who intercuts the footage from Kimmel's show with his snarky remarks, that is being the most loquacious here - all cozy and safe as he is uttering his crap as far away from the Wrath of Kanye as he can be...?

Callahan's speech patterns and hairstyle (mostly the latter) invokes, to us who are exposed to many cultures, many creeds and many languages, right here on North American soil, memories of another mostly cheesy-humor expert... Hear and compare - YouTube willing ONCE AGAIN... (This time; the hair is almost the same, too...!)

Funny, though - from what we saw on there -in the previous video that is, just to veer back to our main subject, top dog, messenger-not-just-rapper, creative genius and more- Kanye did not address the rude comments Barack made about him...

Barack Obama himself, the Prez, one that Kanye even supported, in an uncharacteristic show of civility and unity with other artists and humankind overall, Barack did slip out and called Kanye ''a jackass' or something - the exact same thing that he let slip out regarding Vladimir Putin most recently, incidentally...

I guess that makes Barack Obama quite the loquacious one as well, eh?
But not like Kanye: no one's quite like Kanye...

Some meme of ''Sad Kanye'' we just found on the net - 

made by someone! 

Any idea who? Hmm? Anyone?

Indeed, there's nobody like Kanye...

And no real TV host or anchorperson is quite like Mike Callahan there, either - not even on spoofs. But then again, Yahoo is not your regular television experience; or time-waster, either. And that goes a hundred-fold too - for YouTube.

He's ''Hyper Vocal'' Alright!

Hip-Hop artist Lupe Fiasco keeps stirring the pot and getting some form of feedback or outright flack for it - guess he is getting what he had coming, hmm?  And one could also surmise that when he chose that stage name of his, he was creating circumstances favorable for these sort of revolting developments, too - but that's another story. Lupe is so damn close to Luce (pronounced ''Lutch'' though, unlike the former which would and should really turn the 'u' into a double 'o' and be pronounced ''Loopey'' - am I right, am I right?!? Hey - just like that crazy time traveling film that hit theaters most recently; Looper!  Coincidence? I'd rather think NOT! But... We don't do that anymore; that's our old schtick - the tired, repetitive good ol' Mister Coincidence gimmick! No, no more of that now; we're strictly being loquacious here, sometimes comically (and purposefully - don't ever doubt that! DUH.) ridiculous and just plain luminous all the rest of the time! Capisce? Good; sidetracking over!) so then... we just feel obliged to stand by Lupe, L.F., Mr. Fiasco - no matter which way you choose to call him - or how he chooses to go by, on any given day! After all, the man is speaking the TRUTH... 

And although the cool qualifier of ''Hyper Vocal'' could apply to both of us (no, not just him!)  and quite well at that, in fact, it is the trademark and official collective name of an organization that initiated this concert the other night; for they do that sort of thing, see?  The concert was really in celebration of the re-election of Barack Obama, whom many see as an evil, despotic, arrogant deceiver - hell, they'd call him the antichrist himself doubling as a Reptillian impostor too (look for that last theory on YouTube, if you have time to waste - hilarious fare, I tell you; almost as much as mine!) etc, etc, etc...   

So then, you may ask why did they book Lupe on this (as the purported-to-be headliner, no less, to boot) when they knew Lupe's opinion about B.O. is, though not as, hmm, colourful as those others, quite certainly just as bad...?  Mystery. All that we know is that they did book him (what, instead, of Jay Z or Beyoncé again or any other outspoken supporter of B.O.'s? It truly makes no sense.) 

So, ''Hyper Vocal'' there made a booboo - and what could be expected to happen happened: Lupe Fiasco sang his anti-war single ''Words I Never Said'' FOR OVER 30 MINUTES - a song which includes very distinctive anti-Obama lyrics - and, finally, Hyper Vocal and the other organizers of this event decided to dispatch their enforcers to tell Lupe to leave the stage. Afterwards, they swore it wasn't because of the anti-Obama stuff, at all:

Hypervocal, which co-founded the StartUp RockOn concert event, denied that Lupe was asked to leave for his anti-Obama rant. "This was not about his opinions," said the organization in a statement. "Instead, after a bizarrely repetitive, jarring performance that left the crowd vocally dissatisfied, organizers decided to move on to the next act." HA. They were as "vocally dissatisfied" as you are allegedly hyper, Vocal? HA!!!

"This is not the first time Lupe has spoken out against the president. In an interview from 2011, he called Obama a terrorist. "In my fight against terrorism, to me, the biggest terrorist is Obama in the United States of America," he said." AND HE'S GOT A VALID POINT THERE...! But knowing this, why would ""Hyper Vocal'' there create a situation where he could damn well predict would turn sour real quick there...?!?  It makes no sense!!!

WHY STILL INVITE HIM OVER TO CELEBRATE THE RE-ELECTION OF THE ''BIGGEST TERRORIST'' OF ALL, 
HYPER VOCAL...?!? 

HUH?!? 

You really shouldn't have...  
It wasn't fair to Luminous Lupe here! 
It set him up for a real Fiasco alright... 
Shame on you, Hyper! 
And *your* vocalizations... 

But let's have a look now:

 

OKaaaaaaaay... let's have a listen, rather...

It doesn't pay to be loquacious, outspoken, even if one tells the truth - 

especially if one tells a truth no one else wants to hear! 

Lupe Fiasco is another fine example of that! 

Carry on, Lupe -

don't let them shut you up! 

Sempre Por O Melhor

+++ 

D.C.W. (DeadCatWalking)... Dancing!!!

(After a rare victory in the squared circle...!)
(The dead really *can* dance, eh... Who knew...) (Is that even a cat, tho...?)

>

Whoo-Oh.W. Rasslin
Soundtrack
Coming Out - NEVER!
(Well... Never say never! ;)
Let's settle for
"available soon in NeverNeverLand"
in, uh, "limited release" - for now!
;)
And do not confuse the D.C.W (Dead Cat Walking)
with Oscar the Death Cat Walking... of Providence!
Pictured above... and to be spotlighted soon enough
Somewhere... On the TLB Prime Network!
;)

Grouchy Is Coming!

You better stand FAST - Easter is EERIE this year! 

GROUCHYBUNNY

He's out to squash MORE than just your hollow chocolates!

And no carrot-top 

will be left standing in his wake! 

Thou hast been duly warned! 

(And YEAH - he CAN back up that tough talk!)

And Now THAT's Being Loquacious!

Now, I am not AT ALL into RAP, let me tell you...
However, this has got to be somewhat appreciated -
indubitably?

Nothing close to the Guinness World Record in the field,
but still!

The rap above -
credited to two different groups, if I followed that right
(it is hard to follow, understandably) -
has got to impress, no matter what
your musical preferences may be!

Infinitely better than pretender white boy there
or the crude, rude black boy here!
Don't you agree?

So, er... RAP ON?!?

Maudits Suceurs De Sang!

C'est la saison des impôts, de nouveau - é de novo o tempo dos escommungados impostos - it is once again income tax across the land(s)...

Quoi de mieux alors que la chanson suivante - pour rire de notre propre triste sort... merde!


Les Inconnus - Vampires Des Impôts

Nota Bene: if this farce is true and the only way to ward off these vampires is to be some sort of hypocritical ambassador with diplomatic immunity - then there is no hope indeed!

***Awwwwwwww***

Because sometimes words are superfluous...?

A Fitting Theme Song - At Long Last!

You can rely on Seether - or stick to Seether! *lol*
But this tune sure fits the bill, on two fronts:
as either a theme song for a P-P-V
(or "pay-per-glance" as the running joke goes)
of our own Whoo-Oh.W. brand
AND it could serve as ongoing theme
for every typical, archetypical, archaic
or plain stereotypical
"rasslin" fan
who gets pestered on and on about it
by the girlfriend...!
You know the type -
they'd be perfectly cast as
ice queens on any soap opera,
witches with a b on any sitcom,
so-called divas on the WWE
knockouts over at TNA
or our very own Grrrrrrls (TM) in the Whoo-Oh.W!
*LMBO*
AND they're soon going to be single
and sing about it - this way:




Put a LID on it, B... eyoncé!
;)

Cherry Blossom Girl - And Friends (they melt in your hand, not in your mouth)

So take them by the hand and just SHOUT - like the Beatles used to do?
Or rather AIR does...!
Air - the band! They did the soundtrack for some Sofia Coppola flick? Doesn't ring a bell? Well, they are the authors of this hauntingly beautiful anthem to wayward youth, "Cherry Blossom Girl" (hopefully playing right now - if the videocode still works, that is - doh!)

Listen to it first, before reading on...

CHERRY BLOSSOM GIRL (Air)

Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

Now, I simply cannot listen to a song repeatedly without beginning to change the lyrics in my head and lampooning it, just a bit...

There is logic to this madness too!
Think about it: if Barbie has all of her friends, each a distinct token ethnic group representative -and the same goes for any other hip chick of this type; they are chicks that demand a clique surrounding them, like a brat needs his posse- so, why not build one around this "Cherry Blossom Girl" too, huh?
With CBG's Clique though, we definitely have more than mere token representation - we have all the "flavours du jour" and, hence, all the commercial potential in the world here!

Imagine the scene: the band sings their tune inside of some cornerstore of fortune where Cherry Blossom Girl and the gang usually hang out... In comes CBG, who purchases her favorite guilty pleasure and swallows it whole on the spot! And then - a succession of CBG's friends -her clique with a sugar tooth, I tell ya- follows her lead and each clique member has a distinct taste all her own (for they must, to maximize the advertizing time that a 3 or 4-minute song can possibly allow here...!)

Insert all of the following into the song, instead of repeating endlessly (and inanely) "Cherry Blossom Girl"...!

... here's a Kit Kat Chick (twice! That goes for all of them!)
... Caramilk Maiden
... M & M's Mistress
... she's a Reese Woman
... an Hershey's Lady
... Dairy Milk Damsel
... Musketeers Madam
... Oh Henry Harlot
... Aero Bimbo
... Coffee Crisp Trollop
... and here's a Smarties Tease
... ohh - Galaxy Gal
... Bananinha Ho
... wow - Wispa Widow!
... now here's a Snickers Slut!
... Caramel Walker (... Wafer!)
... here's Lowrey's Lesbo!
... Ferrero Bitch - yo!

WOW - think about it! You can even DOUBLE your impact with these JOINT PURCHASES made by chickies with an attitude - and pocket money to spare too!
... Wunderbar WonderBra
... she's an ExLax Lass!
... and here's a Twix Tampax!

Imagine the impact a video and hit song like this would have on SALES!
None of these cheap candy makers OR any other manufacturer would say no to this type of POP - I tell ya!

No need to thank me, mercantile ones!
;)