we do the talking - you figure out if we're making a social commentary or really cutting a PROMO for character-concepts we hold dear!
99.9% of the time - it is the latter!
contact me for a licensing deal ;)
(After a rare victory in the squared circle...!) (The dead really *can* dance, eh... Who knew...)
(Is that even a cat, tho...?)
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Whoo-Oh.W. Rasslin Soundtrack Coming Out - NEVER! (Well... Never say never! ;)
Let's settle for "available soon in NeverNeverLand" in, uh, "limited release" - for now! ;) And do not confuse the D.C.W (Dead Cat Walking) with Oscar the Death Cat Walking... of Providence! Pictured above... and to be spotlighted soon enough Somewhere... On the TLB Prime Network! ;)
You can rely on Seether - or stick to Seether! *lol*
But this tune sure fits the bill, on two fronts:
as either a theme song for a P-P-V
(or "pay-per-glance" as the running joke goes)
of our own Whoo-Oh.W. brand
AND it could serve as ongoing theme
for every typical, archetypical, archaic
or plain stereotypical
"rasslin" fan
who gets pestered on and on about it
by the girlfriend...!
You know the type -
they'd be perfectly cast as
ice queens on any soap opera,
witches with a b on any sitcom,
so-called divas on the WWE
knockouts over at TNA
or our very own Grrrrrrls (TM) in the Whoo-Oh.W!
*LMBO*
AND they're soon going to be single
and sing about it - this way:
If there's a place, an event, a moment in time in the world that you wanna be able to say "I was there man!" and that you will always fondly remember the sights, smells and shenanigans of (okay, mostly smells!) - IT IS WOOFSTOCK... dude!
Proud sponsor PURINA routinely dispatches top-notch entertainment to these events; acts that YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS! Acts such as..
Purina Pro Plan Dog Stars Featuring McCann Professional Dog Trainers
Incredible Purina Pro Plan Dog Stars are ready to wow -- or bow wow -- at this year’s Woofstock.
Specially trained dogs (and one pig) will leap through hoops, race through tunnels, jump over hurdles and test their balance on teeter-totters. Competitors must take care not to dislodge obstacles -- knocking bars off jumps or topping hurdles results in penalty seconds being added to their finishing time. "The dogs get really enthused over the agility competition." says Marti McCann. "The course offers lots of variety, and most importantly, lots of fun. It's easy to see by the wagging tails which obstacles are the most popular."
And you wonder why I want all of you POOPERS to GO...?!?
Heh-heh-heh!
As BOLDBONE P.P.D. himself would say: "if there's a place where they know about the power of the poop within thee - it's gotta be at WOOFSTOCK! WARF! I mean, WOOF!"
I never cared much for Scooby-Doo-Doo-Bee-Doo - most probably because his genesis came from ol' blue eyes' song and spontaneous improvised hummed melody...!
I'd take the stoic and taciturn Snoopy a thousand times a day over Scooby Doo - but even the Peanuts' stalwart is not quite my cup-of-tea as far as gutsy canine characters go... Don't give me any Lassie, Benji, Hambone, RinTinTin or Frankenweenie either! Even Spuds McKenzie never did it for me - the fact is, they're all way too mundane for my taste, all these poopers... (Therefore, there never was, not even the slightest chance, that I might buy beer thanks to Spuds - never! But I am digressing here...)
And, of course, Odie is pathetic!
Even the likes of Muttley (of Dastardly & Muttley fame...?) and Dyno-Mutt failed to fully capture my imagination - and since we're on the subject of Hanna-Barbera doggies, don't even get me started on Auggie Doggie and his daddy or the spineless sidekick to Touché The Turtle...! Strangely, these only evoke painful memories of Droopy Dog - and that is even worse than Odie! Truly, only GOOFY could be worse! (I did say Goofy and not Pluto - okay? Leave Pluto alone! *lol*)
The all-canine version of the Three Musketeers -seen above- were promising - for all of ten seconds, that is! Which was a hundred times more disappointing for little luminous me, age 10 or so, as I can recall... And speaking of a hundred, 101 Dalmatians, toony or live action, will always SUCK! Next best thing to do is have a remake that amalgamates 101 Dalmatians with 300 Spartans - if you get my drift! Hopefully lots of felines will die too, of course. But I am digressing again...!
Verily, with all these poor turn-outs, there was but one thing to do: create my own brand of awesome man's best friends!
Born in the Age of Aquarius, destined to seek out truths in many an art form, trained as a historian and a journalist but truly a prose-lover... Luciano is out to dispel any clichés and reinvent them all both to the tune of a little something called the truth as also to his own image - and being old-fashioned, he does not mind that distinction one infinitesimal tiny bit at all...! "There are two ways to spread the light; be the candle... or the mirror that reflects It." I have chosen to be the latter... okay? ~*~
"To be not only a seeker of light... but a dream weaver of light" ~*~ For as surely as the moon reflects the light from the sun, you and I can reflect the Light from Above - and be, indeed, the light of this world! ~*~*~*~ NOTE: THERE ARE COOKIES ~ from at least three parties~ ON ALL OF MY BLOGS! ~*~ accept it!
